My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Dick very happy bro
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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