you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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