If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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