We won't sleep together?
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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