I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
The adults are the big ones right?
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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