You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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