Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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