your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize