We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I have feelings that need drinking.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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