I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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