There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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