She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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