If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
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