remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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