I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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