Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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