Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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