brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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