you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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