Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
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