obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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