Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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