I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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