The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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