why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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