you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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