you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
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