Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
i think im in europe. pls send help
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize