i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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