Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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