i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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