if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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