this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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