last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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