...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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