Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
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