I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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