Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
There r osticjed everywhere
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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