If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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