May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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