i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
When did angry sex become our thing?
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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