Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
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