sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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