You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
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