I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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