We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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