i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
accomplished twins. life is a go
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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