plz talk dirty to me
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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