Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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