she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
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nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
My bed smells like the plague
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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