So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Randomize
