I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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