so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
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