He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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