dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I'm having to shit out rocks
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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