it wasn't lemon gatorade
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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